After losing our presenter for FSF due to a computer issue, Simon mentioned that he didn't have any jokes to tell to keep us entertained. I thought it would be fun to help him out by giving him some material.
Why did the Quality Manager bring her HACCP certification to the aquarium? Because she wanted to get a seal of approval.
Did you hear about the waffle? He was LEGGO.
Why did the egg quit? Because it cracked under pressure.
Why do trees make great auditors? Because they always find the root cause.