Received a request for information from a customer this afternoon that I think may have been corrupted by auto-correct;
"Do you add cum in any of the products that you supply to us?"
My reply was "Though we do not address this point directly in our employee hygiene rules, we actively discourage staff members from either naturally or artificially attempting to inseminate any of our products. However I have passed your suggestion on to our product development department for future consideration".
The joke's on them. I AM the product development department. DHL'ed the samples this evening for organoleptic testing, complete with allergy advice of "Contains products of nuts".