HACCP - what else does it stand for?

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HACCP - what else does it stand for?

Started by Bawdy, Aug 18 2011 11:03 PM

Bawdy

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18 August 2011 - 11:03 PM

Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

Paul.

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saguym IFSQN Associate · Answer 1 · 2011-08-19T14:53:38+00:00

Hi,

we all know what HACCP really stands for but over the years i have read a few alternatives that really made me laugh.

the best i have heard (sorry unfortunately cant give the deserved credit to the orignal inventor/auditor) , and have used a few times myself was

Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticise my Process.

What others have you guys heard or used?

Paul.

How about:

Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray ????

saguym

Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 2 · 2011-08-19T15:45:08+00:00

Simon

IFSQN Admin

#3

19 August 2011 - 03:45 PM

Great thread.

Host A Contamination Control Party

Robert Rogers Corporate Sponsor · Answer 3 · 2011-08-24T12:18:42+00:00

Robert Rogers

Corporate Sponsor

#4

24 August 2011 - 12:18 PM

Harmful Activities Can Cease Production

Nancy@Masser's IFSQN Associate · Answer 4 · 2011-08-24T13:31:18+00:00

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

Nancy@Masser's IFSQN Associate · Answer 5 · 2011-08-24T13:33:14+00:00

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Caust Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

I mean, CAUSE problems.

Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 6 · 2011-08-24T14:01:21+00:00

Simon

IFSQN Admin

#7

24 August 2011 - 02:01 PM

Help Auditor Cometh Clean Promptly

I like this.

nomio IFSQN Associate · Answer 7 · 2011-08-24T15:19:10+00:00

:biggrin:Hi! I'll go for the funny...

Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

On a similar note, how about:

Horrible Auditors Commonly Cause Problems

Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 8 · 2011-08-24T18:02:34+00:00

Simon

IFSQN Admin

#9

24 August 2011 - 06:02 PM

Horrendous Audits Can Cut Profits

Bawdy IFSQN Associate · Answer 9 · 2011-08-26T04:34:44+00:00

Personally i think Nancy has the funniest one with Havoc and Crazed Cleaning Prior to audit, if only because it is so true!!

Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 10 · 2011-08-26T19:23:51+00:00

Simon

IFSQN Admin

#11

26 August 2011 - 07:23 PM

How Astronauts Canned Cuisine Protected

Sorry I can't help myself.

Simao Monteiro IFSQN Associate · Answer 11 · 2011-10-12T15:15:49+00:00

Simao Monteiro

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#12

12 October 2011 - 03:15 PM

How Auditors Can Crazily (be) Problematic

Gillian Patterson IFSQN Active · Answer 12 · 2011-10-17T19:15:07+00:00

Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

Gill

Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 13 · 2011-10-20T20:04:35+00:00

Hello! I am a newbie here!

This thread is pretty funny, glad people can find some humour in HACCP :)

My favourite has to be Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray from Saguym.

How about...Help All Computers Crashing, Panic!

Gill

Hi Gill, welcome to the forums. You've inspired me again.

How Consultants Can Convince Presidents :sigh:

Regards,
Simon

cazyncymru Banned · Answer 14 · 2011-11-08T17:19:45+00:00

cazyncymru

Banned

#15

08 November 2011 - 05:19 PM

How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

Caz x

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Simon IFSQN Admin · Answer 15 · 2011-11-25T20:34:21+00:00

How About

Hiding All Cockup's Causes Prosecution!

Caz x

Only if you get caught.

cesspadilla IFSQN Associate · Answer 16 · 2012-03-05T11:26:14+00:00

How about... Horrible Aggravators Causes Catharsis Process (lols nonsense) or Hope All Cats Could Purr

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